No no, the farmers buy it because of the farmwomen in the photos. My nephew loves the thing. Always hanging over the socket wrench cabinet.---I always say, boy, don't let yourself be dazzled by the busts... Beauty fades, hectares remain.
Then rather the carp calendar? Just Google it. It also fits in the kitchen.
Somehow I can't do anything with the half-naked men on such calendars. They're not at all my type - I don't like six-packs, except in the fridge.
Regarding mowing: Wouldn't a super-duper ride-on mower be something for you? It makes noise and runs on petrol. Maybe there's a mini mower with smaller dimensions? Not the Q7 among mowers, but rather the Smart Fortwo... Otherwise, I wouldn't hesitate to get a petrol mower again.