Well then:
"A farmer stood in the Sauerland and thought about
That chickens sit on the perch, pigeons on the roof
Meanwhile in his chicken coop, the fox is frolicking cheerfully
And gradually pulls the chickens off their perch
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury me once on the banks of the Lenne
Where the manure heaps smolder, there are no palm trees (Sauerland)
In Finnentrop it is dark
In Küntrop even more so
In Hundesachsen tourists are shot at
And yet more come every year
In Winterberg lives a garden gnome
He went to Züschen for a quick drink
He got lost on the way to Schmallenberg
That's quite far for a drunk little gnome
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury me once on the banks of the Lenne
Where the manure heaps smolder, there are no palm trees
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury my heart in the Lenne sand
Where the girls are wilder than the cows
In Stachelau the wild sow rages
All the farmers from Krombach come there
And after the party everyone fights
People look forward to that all year long
In a barrack in Kalberschnacke
The fire brigade’s band practices
They march Radetzky march for hours
And empty five crates of Warsteiner
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury me once on the banks of the Lenne
Where the manure heaps smolder, there are no palm trees
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury my heart in the Lenne sand
Where the girls are wilder than the cows
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury me once on the banks of the Lenne
Where the manure heaps smolder, there are no palm trees
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury my heart in the Lenne sand
Where the girls are wilder than the cows
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury me once on the banks of the Lenne
Where the manure heaps smolder, there are no palm trees
Sauerland, my heart beats for the Sauerland
Bury my heart in the Lenne sand
Where the girls are wilder than the cows"