Gracious goddess, this is getting worse and worse!
In the same post as an excerpt from the kitchen planning brochure, you post a kitchen floor plan where you constantly bump your hip blue on every path at the kitchen table corner. I find it very sympathetic that there is no TV. Instead, watching the Ergotrainer stuff is at least "something different" - but you can only look at those things, they are too narrow to use. The guests are apparently significantly wider than the residents of the house (?) - or, what I consider more likely, you simply don't care when even simple things like toilet symbols in the floor plan are useless as representations of the actual space requirements. Finer points like a bathroom without daylight on an exterior wall don't even get noticed. Walls are probably sometimes just there to talk to - our dog's look right now says: this would be pointless :-(