tapping on the phone with a baby in hand often goes wrong
:) You can read it :D
Phew, harsh criticism... I am well aware that I am a complete beginner in floor plan design...
Well, somehow you have to make it clear to someone that designing is more than just slapping rectangles next to each other. Or that some people have no sense of space at all.
that nobody needs it is like with the Porsche...
But it just has to fit: the Vita has a completely different spatial CONCEPT, where many things flow into each other. As I already said: that often doesn't work with children's rooms that are just tacked on somewhere. Among other things, you make the mistake of not setting up zones.
Even a beginner lives and has a daily routine as an adult. If you live "only" in a standard apartment, everything meets in the hallway, from which everything is accessible. In a house, you don't have a buffer to the outside world through a hallway; ideally, you plan so that you can go naked from your room to the bathroom without being seen by the mailman.
About the hallway and Porsche: You are basically setting up a Bulli with the engine of a Porsche. Or a Twingo with a spoiler...
I know many who don't have a guest restroom, or have a second WC on the second floor...
But you're not talking about houses that omit a guest bathroom just to get a door into the main bathroom, are you?
Take a look at standard bungalows, family bungalows from common companies:
You don't have to (re)build them, but understand why they are the way they are and not otherwise. For beginners, it's helpful to read the texts sometimes ;)