We have a basement.... And we would also have enough money for more shoes, but why one should have to as a homeowner, I unfortunately don’t understand. I have never had the need to require that and certainly won’t change that now just because someone thinks as a house builder I have to have it that way. Luckily, I also have more than enough friends who apparently don’t care as much about how many shoes someone has :-)
This also has nothing to do with humor, but your second post confirms that your opinion is that just a few shoes are not tolerable for a homeowner. Why not?