What I completely forgot: Thanks for the revision sketch! Indeed, such a variant has already been the favorite twice, but each time lost out to the other: Better separation of the kitchen and direct living room access won out against the numerically better space distribution, the light axis, and the shorter route with shopping.
I'm not entirely convinced by this one, but that's always a gradual matter, as the bathroom also shows: Throughout my childhood, the main bathroom of the four-person family was less than 2m wide, and that was only marginally disadvantageous with parallel use – which is alleviated by the doubling anyway. A less tube-shaped room may appear more like a bathing landscape, but that seems bearable, especially since I’ll probably spend more time in the indulgent hallways, where, if necessary, a sense of generosity can be achieved instead through more elaborate design.
But the 240m² were not chosen out of a desire for a glamorous area, but because a small guest apartment on the ground floor and this multipurpose room on the upper floor were desired, plus all the wishes regarding layout given the location. What one now regards as relevant comfort is subjective, of course. That the design "misses the usual basic human needs a bit" is probably only compatible with a level of expectation that would rate many of the real apartments existing in this country as similarly unacceptable – I read this as: "if 240m², then XYZ."
A utility room would of course be a nice thing – there were also designs with one, which overall did not convince. But if there really is an absolute laundry emergency, then once every decade the bubble bath that just happened to have started will be interrupted.
The doors "at the head" are probably not Feng Shui-compatible, but after extensive pondering of the disadvantages of the direct alternatives, I was able to make my peace with it. The people in Cologne say "Every fool is different," and some even put the bathtub in the bedroom...
If one considers resale, a more majority-acceptable prioritization might be financially wiser, but for me, it is a certain luxury to pay less attention to that. That I am already wrong in assessing my own reaction to future life in the house might of course also be the case, but as long as you can't build it from Lego beforehand and do a test stay, the residual risk cannot be avoided. This applies all the more inversely if you were to choose a design by a third party that, while praised in professional circles, does not appeal to you personally at present.
And yes, maybe an N-th foreign design would be more to my liking, but not least after having wasted all this time myself, I would first try to submit the application in the direction shown. Should the authorities reject the floor area calculation because of the dormers, the reverse gear must be engaged anyway.
I admit, however, that the effort of an architect right at the start of the process would have paid off – or better, several, each for a fixed price below HOAI just for the bare floor plan, at least if you want to experiment yourself in 3D software anyway.