Thank you for the laugh!
Absolutely, I agree with you, but differently…
All these dark gray new housing estates look like Mordor.
… the houses aren’t gray but mostly white. In my municipality, we live in the white village, not to be confused with Andalusia’s white villages, but just as bright, light-reflecting, and much brighter than the brick-villaged center.
Parquet (natural) for example was (at least to my knowledge) never really out of style.
Yes, it was. There were times when people laid carpet and PVC over it. My then-modern parents absolutely and completely did not want the old wooden flooring like my grandparents.
Ditto for example white casement windows
Phew, to me they always looked quite cancer-promoting
white stairs with oak steps.
The same applies to oak as to parquet: oak existed mostly only in dark as “Gelsenkirchen Baroque,” and wood was not a sign of wealth that many aspired to.
Or these round plastic door handles from the 90s…
… yes, ugly. We had those, but they were many times better than the ornate brass handles. Etc.
When in doubt, always classic.
What exactly is classic? Maybe you mean Classicism, but I can’t imagine you take antiquity as a model. ? Or do you? For many, turrets and columns are the epitome of aesthetics, but that then has very little to do with RAL 7016 ;)