Which type of housing suits me? Probably not a house...

Uh, without knowing you, even with a fancy penthouse in a trendy neighborhood, that won’t work with the ladies.

After selling, renting, and vacancy don’t work, there’s no point in talking about changes.

I would fire up Tinder and date up and down. It worked for many acquaintances (some now married, in a relationship, or even with children, etc.) even though it was sometimes exhausting due to the sheer number of dates

Yes, that does have something to do with the house. At least, that was told to me very specifically several times.

That’s not a topic for a first date?!
Then it’s not going to work out...

Well, the district you live in is pretty much one of the first questions women ask on all dating platforms...

...Can he kill the stag or does he only manage [Wedding]?

I have been using all kinds of dating sites for 20 years and have had hundreds of dates. I have also used Tinder. It always comes down to the same thing: the women have no interest in me.