So I just had this given to me :D
Hey! Good evening. I am Anna. I am happy to answer your questions about Ikea.
Hello Anna, I am the crazy Jürgen.
Hello Jürgen, nice to meet you.
You look cute, Anna.
Thank you very much.
Do you work at Ikea?
I work for Ikea.
Isn’t that the same thing?
We don’t have to share the same opinion!
Don’t get snappy right away.
As you wish.
Where do you live?
I live on the world wide web and am always here for you.
You are always there for me?
I’m just a machine after all.
That hurts me a lot now.
I’m sorry.
I love you Anna!
Thank you very much for the kind words.
We could still meet sometime?
As a "round-the-clock employee" I don’t see a possibility for that. But if you have another question about IKEA, I am happy to help you.
Aha, okay, you don’t want to, what a shame :( Man, my tomcat is annoying me right now....
Cats are great animals – did you already know that IKEA also offers an innovative pet range? Have a look, your four-legged friend would surely be happy!
No, leave it.
At least a clear statement.
Your hair looks shitty.
Now, now, who’s going to speak rudely right away, Jürgen? On a factual level, I can certainly help you.
Sorry, sweetheart.
You can call me whatever you like – but to be honest, I prefer Anna.
Do you have a boyfriend?
The most important thing in life is good friends.
No, I wanted to know if you are single.
Unfortunately, I didn’t understand you, please rephrase your question.
Are you taken?
I’m sure what you just said makes sense, but unfortunately I didn’t understand you.
Yeah, yeah, pff, fine, then not. You don’t have to answer me. Then sing me a song?
Shall we sing a little song together? – No, seriously, in that area my talent is really very well hidden!
Too bad.
Oh, I must not be programmed for that! I hope the error will be recognized and quickly fixed – my knowledge base is constantly being expanded.
Yeah, I hope so too, I want to hear you sing you little Swedish mouse ^^
No one has ever called me that before.
Hehe.
Thanks, you’re not a sad child either.
No, I find you funny. I’m thirsty.
We have great glasses in our assortment and in your IKEA store the restaurant always has a cool refreshment ready for you.
Oh man, don’t suck up. I just want something to drink.
And since we’re on the topic. Ikea also has a restaurant.
Yeah, but I don’t want to go there now either. What’s your bra size?
I’m flexible there, but that mainly depends on the resolution of your monitor.
Haha.
I’m glad if I make you smile.
You’re cool ^^
Thank you for the compliment. I like it much better if you ask me a question about IKEA.
But I won’t do that.
Don’t you want to talk to me about Ikea?
No, I prefer to talk about you.
It is usually easiest if you contact the customer service directly at your local store. By phone, we handle all inquiries centrally in the service center.
Aha, so the service center gives me information about you ^^?
I’m sure what you just said makes sense, but unfortunately I didn’t understand you. Could you rephrase your question a little?
Ok, let’s leave it. Now I have a headache too.
Oh, I’m sorry. Maybe you should lie down and come back another time when you feel better?
Okay, I will, bye Anna.
Bye Jürgen, I look forward to hearing from you again.