DieAnne
2009-07-09 23:18:16
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She annoys me more than she intrigues me because she has never satisfactorily answered my questions until now! But whether she is there or not - totally doesn't matter! :D
So I had it given to me now :D
Hej! Good evening. I am Anna. I am happy to answer your questions about IKEA.
Hello Anna, I am crazy Jürgen
Hello Jürgen, nice to meet you.
You look cute Anna
Thank you very much
Do you work at Ikea?
I work for Ikea
Isn't that the same?
We don’t have to share the same opinion!
Don’t get snappy right away
As you wish
Where do you live?
I live on the world wide web and am always there for you.
You are always there for me?
I am just a machine
That hurts me a lot now
I’m sorry.
I love you Anna!
Thank you very much for the kind words
We can still meet sometime?
As a "round-the-clock employee" I don’t see that as possible. But if you have any questions about IKEA, I’m happy to help.
Aha, okay, you don’t want to, too bad :( Man, my tomcat is annoying right now ....
Cats are great animals – Did you already know that IKEA also offers an innovative pet assortment? Take a look, your four-legged friend would surely be happy!
No, thanks
At least a clear answer
Your hair looks shitty.
Now now now, who’s going to get rude right away, Jürgen? On a factual level I can definitely help you.
Sorry sweetie
You can call me whatever you want – but honestly I like Anna best.
Do you have a boyfriend?
The most important thing in life is good friends.
No, I wanted to know if you’re single.
I didn’t understand you, please rephrase your question.
Are you taken?
I’m sure what you just said makes sense, but unfortunately I didn’t understand you.
Yeah yeah pff fine then not. You don’t have to answer me. Then sing something?
Shall we hum a little song together? – No, seriously, my talent in that area is very well hidden!
Too bad
Oh, I’m probably not programmed for that! I hope the error is recognized and fixed quickly – my knowledge base is constantly expanding.
Yeah I hope so too, I want to hear you sing, you little Swedish mouse ^^
No one has called me that before.
Hehe
Thank you, but you’re no child of sadness either.
Nah, I find you funny. I’m thirsty
We have great glasses in our range and your IKEA store always has a cool refreshment ready for you.
Oh man, don’t suck up. I just want something to drink.
And since we’re on the subject. Ikea also has a restaurant.
Yes but I don’t want to go there either now. What’s your bra size?
I’m flexible there, but that mostly depends on the resolution of your monitor.
Haha
I’m glad if I make you smile.
You’re cool ^^
Thank you very much for the compliment. I like it much better when you ask me a question about IKEA.
But I won’t do that
Wouldn’t you like to talk to me about Ikea?
No, I prefer about you.
It’s usually easiest if you contact customer service directly at your furniture store. By phone we handle all inquiries centrally in the service center.
Aha, so the service center gives me information about you ^^?
I’m sure what you just said makes sense, but unfortunately I didn’t understand you. Can you rephrase your question?
Ok let’s drop it. I have a headache now too.
Oh, I’m sorry. Maybe you should lie down and come back another time when you feel better?
Ok, I’ll do that, bye Anna.
Bye Jürgen, I’m happy when you get in touch again.