Second house built

Then I can free myself from the miserable IKEA machinery.

When I get out of IKEA, my wife is happy and I am annoyed and slightly aggressive.

There are abbreviations!

But: Just go to Smalland!

There are abbreviations! But: Just go to Smalland!

I know. But what use is knowing the abbreviations if the fairer sex still wants to shop. Well - at least it doesn't happen that often, since every Ikea is at least about 100 km away. Smalland = children's land? :p Uh yeah - I'd probably come out a lot more relaxed there ;).

Well - at least it doesn’t happen that often, since every IKEA is at least about 100 km away ;).

My husband is very brave too: our 3 branches are all just under half an hour away :D

When I come out of IKEA, my wife is happy and I’m annoyed and slightly aggressive.

I know that :mad:

Shortly after moving in, we went there again to buy a few missing shelves for the Pax in the dressing room.
When we were leaving, my wife asked me, “Is that still all within our budget?”
My answer: “Yes, I had of course planned that in the special budget for ‘black storage boxes because the red ones no longer match color-wise’ in advance” :rolleyes:
Then my wife: :(

I know that :mad:

My answer: "Yes, I had of course already included that in the special budget for 'black storage boxes because the red ones no longer match the color scheme'" :rolleyes:

Ha - that phrase could have come from me. :D

Well - my wife doesn’t get to IKEA very often. Koblenz 140 km; Belgium 70 km (but we can’t speak French) and with horror I just realized IKEA Saarlouis 50 km (I mustn’t tell my wife that).

You lucky ones, unfortunately we only need 5 minutes to [Schweden]...