Newly built first-time horror condominium purchased

If this whole thing upsets you so much, sell the apartment and move into another one. Even if you were to fix everything: the constant reminder of the trouble would be detrimental to an unburdened good quality of life. I would not rent out an apartment that I myself consider inadequate.

70 dB can only occur if cell phone signals cause the concrete reinforcement in the ceilings to vibrate

Made my day

70 db can only occur if mobile phone signals cause the concrete reinforcement in the ceilings to vibrate

but only on Friday the 13th during a full moon and in conjunction with chemtrails. However, there is supposed to be an antidote: ionized left-handed frog slime.

ionized left-handed toad slime.

Oh, now I remember again what I forgot while shopping. I guess I have to go out again tomorrow... Sell the apartment. You are already associating so many negative thoughts with it that I don't think you'll be happy there anymore.

Sell the apartment.

I suspect this is more of what we call a "Layer-8 problem" in my industry.

"Layer 8 problem"

Do I get a weird list if I google that?