Hello,
well, relatively happy. About 15 years ago I realized a curtain facade made of wood with stone wool as a DIY project. About 100m² of facade area with larch as shiplap cladding. 10cm squared timber mounted on partially soft-burnt bricks (270-year-old house) and 10cm stone wool in between. Above that, a facade membrane ([Dachunterspannfolie?]).
The facade has received zero maintenance since then, the larch has gracefully turned gray and still looks okay (when brand new the facade looked fantastic!)
The reveal of the windows (insulation) I made from space reasons with 5mm thick neoprene! Rodent protection at the bottom with perforated aluminum sheet.
There should still be pictures of it somewhere in the forum if they haven’t been deleted.
I would do it a bit more perfectly today (have it done). Back then it was just barely affordable for me with leftover or special order squared timber, larch as a barter ;-) and insulation as scrap (had to piece it anyway due to tricky facade).
Today I would do it (like a gable on the same house) vertically as floor/ceiling cladding instead of horizontal shiplap cladding. I would accentuate the ventilation more clearly and, if possible, use somewhat thicker insulation. I would install the facade membrane with more precision and possibly combine other measures (at that time I also simultaneously replaced a very old oil heating system with a condensing boiler + solar thermal + installed an extra solar storage tank). With that, my financial resources at the time were more than exhausted.
But in the end, my somewhat amateurishly cobbled-together facade still looks okay and works without any maintenance. I also assume that another 10 years won’t change anything essential about it, but that would be relatively irrelevant to me anyway since it’s sold as of [15.12].