Why exactly is woodchip wallpaper no longer "state of the art"?
It's just not contemporary. Smooth walls are in. Even if other generations have gotten used to their past mainstream and do not adapt to the new times, their standard is not considered the current taste of the times. This also applies to rental apartments: either it has been stuck to the wall for decades, or the landlord has his own reasons (we always had it that way). A freshly and modernly renovated apartment will rarely be equipped with woodchip wallpaper.
You develop your own taste, which is often shaped by current trends, and you go through life with open eyes and are drawn to things you would like to have for yourself, your life, home furnishings, and decor. However, of course, you can still like woodchip wallpaper nowadays and stick it in your little house.
Regarding the question: We only painted Q2. Now, after 10 years, you can see many settlement cracks. In winter or when we repaint everything, we'll fill and smooth them out, and that’s fine. Maybe next year or the year after, because such things no longer bother us. However, you talked about drywall in the upper floor, and that can really look bad. You may be pleasantly surprised, but if you don’t invest time yourself to fill the joints multiple times, you will see the seams later on. You also see every little defect the drywall has, especially in the attic with a gable window due to the slanting light coming through the window. Therefore, I would at least glue fleece or wallpaper under the sloping ceiling if you have an attic.
Overall, you can do a lot yourself: plan for 3-4 weeks. If you finish earlier, great. You can rent equipment, and for practice, you take a less important room. Possibly there is an affordable seminar at Obi or Bauhaus beforehand.